School time is undoubtedly the best time of our lives. And, the credit goes to all the friends and teachers for making it the most wonderful and memorable part of our lives. Today, if you look back in time you’d realize that things our teachers said, to which we paid no heed then, had some serious life lessons hidden behind those meaningful yet funny one-liners.
And, there are some quotes that were common to all teachers irrespective of their geographical locations. You can travel from J&K to Tamil Nadu, you would still find these funny one-liners that were part of everyone’s pedagogy during the school.
Let’s travel back to our childhood. 
1. Ramesh, Is this a classroom or a fish market?
And, Ramesh is like – Maam, Fish Market.
2. Mahesh, Why are you late for the class?
Mahesh Replies – Maam actually I was………….. and the teacher intervenes and says, Shut Up. I don’t want to hear any excuses.
3. All three of you.. get out of the class.
4. Now, someone from the backbenchers team will answer this question.
How will they answer? Because they are all busy playing name, place, animal, thing. 😉
5. Bala. From tomorrow onwards I want you to sit in the front row.
Bala gets upset, consoled by his fellow backbenchers.
6. What is so funny in this?
Somebody whispers without letting the teacher know and says, Maam I am sorry, but all you teach is bullshit and a joke!
7. Do you want me to call your parents, Rahul?
And Rahul is like – Go to hell.
8. Rishabh, I am talking to you. Why are you looking outside the class?
9. Saurabh, Do you want to go out of the class with your friends?
Saurabh whispers – Isi ka to intezar tha.
10. Whenever I am taking a test, why do you always have to go to the washroom?
You can leave your comments about your favorite teachers.
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