As rightly quoted by Amitabh Bachchan in the movie Namak Halal, “I can talk inglish, I can walk inglish, I can laugh inglish… because inglish is a very phunny language.”
While India is going through a digital revolution, a large part of the population is still struggling to find a way to for their basic necessities to be fulfilled. Forget about English.
Whatever the case maybe, English is considered as a language of elegance and class. If you can’t speak English, it is quite certain that you will face a lot of challenges throughout your life. Now, in an efforts to show their prowess in the language, some of our fellow Indians tried their hands using this phunny language.
And, the results can make you rolling on the floor laughing. You don’t believe me. Have a look and decide for yourself.
1. You are a lawyer, right. If I even need to sue anyone, you are the guys I am going to contact.
2.Where is the apostrophe madam? It changed the meaning completely. Please get it changed ASAP otherwise people might think of something else.
3. What ‘CUM’ are we talking about here?
4. Yaha bhi Husband. Areee, Husband is not an ATM machine.
5. Please be more specific about the job profile.
6. Oh… It’s a job opening. Interested people can apply.
7. Now, what is Lalies?
8. This is supposed to be an English coaching institute.
9. Has anyone tried their ficial? How about a die??
10. He must be the most horible Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh.
11. Is there a left trun as well?
12. So, what are you planning to have? 
13. Do you also supply Pullow Cobers (Pillow covers)?
14. Are you a human being or a homo sapien?
15. Please never call on this number if you want to improve your english.
16.How about a FACHIAL? What is this MESSES?
Still not over, check this out.
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